Evan Polk                      
Evan Polk
       
 
 
Kinda NAILED IT• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms SUB SHADE @sanchezblueduck x I are bored with things #message #meme NOPE NO FOLLOW THE LINES… free hand stencil copy #OpenMinded #sanchezIsReal
               
    Aug 30  

Kinda NAILED IT• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms SUB SHADE @sanchezblueduck x I are bored with things #message #meme NOPE NO FOLLOW THE LINES… free hand stencil copy #OpenMinded #sanchezIsReal

           
 
 
 
I WANT A NEW MOM• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms phone call from L-Gees (mother) this morning #thisreallyhappened #meme #iwantANewMom
Mom: Stink
Me: what lisa ?
Mom: WE OUT…
Me:Where???
Mom: Made in America… WE OUT!!!!
Me: How you get tickets
Mom You asking way too many questions SWERVE
Me:😒 I’m not comfortable with this
Mom: I fvck with the right people
Me: Is that right?
Mom: Boy is you coming or going
Me: I don’t know what that means so I’m throwing you a NO
Mom: Why?
Me: I have to work
Mom: Aw shit I forgot…FVCK WORK TODAY FREE BEER AND PHARRELL WE OUT!!! Let’s go!!!
Me:MOM NO!!!
Lisa:(sucks teeth) well is Jam at daycare?
Me: (hesitant) Yeah
Mom: We out!!!! (Click)
Me: hello mom hello hello… Lisa you hung up yeah you hung up

So bottom line Jam and Lisa might be there today 😔 #mitchellnness #americandreaming #warbyparker IF YOU SEE MY MOM AND JAM AT THE CONCERT PLEASE TAG IT #JamTooTrill or LisGeeIsOutOfHand #madeinamerica #message #kanyewest #pharrell
               
    Aug 30  

I WANT A NEW MOM• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms phone call from L-Gees (mother) this morning #thisreallyhappened #meme #iwantANewMom
Mom: Stink
Me: what lisa ?
Mom: WE OUT…
Me:Where???
Mom: Made in America… WE OUT!!!!
Me: How you get tickets
Mom You asking way too many questions SWERVE
Me:😒 I’m not comfortable with this
Mom: I fvck with the right people
Me: Is that right?
Mom: Boy is you coming or going
Me: I don’t know what that means so I’m throwing you a NO
Mom: Why?
Me: I have to work
Mom: Aw shit I forgot…FVCK WORK TODAY FREE BEER AND PHARRELL WE OUT!!! Let’s go!!!
Me:MOM NO!!!
Lisa:(sucks teeth) well is Jam at daycare?
Me: (hesitant) Yeah
Mom: We out!!!! (Click)
Me: hello mom hello hello… Lisa you hung up yeah you hung up

So bottom line Jam and Lisa might be there today 😔 #mitchellnness #americandreaming #warbyparker IF YOU SEE MY MOM AND JAM AT THE CONCERT PLEASE TAG IT #JamTooTrill or LisGeeIsOutOfHand #madeinamerica #message #kanyewest #pharrell

           
 
 
 
My morning just got weird• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms Walked outta rite aid on Church Lane and a dude handed me a business card for weed 😂😂😂😂 #thisreallyhappened #message #meme  HIS SLOGAN MAN LISTEN GAME CHANGER…”if you can eat it we can weed it” 😐 it didn’t end there “I’m talk rice crispy treats, brownies, cakes, pies,candy CHICKEN, salads WHATEVER YOUR BOGGLE IS DAWG” 😐 #meme #MyLifeIsObeBigAwkwardMoment CHICKEN TOO THOUGH… dead ass serious I was listen to @mistercap when this shit happened
               
    Aug 29  

My morning just got weird• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms Walked outta rite aid on Church Lane and a dude handed me a business card for weed 😂😂😂😂 #thisreallyhappened #message #meme HIS SLOGAN MAN LISTEN GAME CHANGER…”if you can eat it we can weed it” 😐 it didn’t end there “I’m talk rice crispy treats, brownies, cakes, pies,candy CHICKEN, salads WHATEVER YOUR BOGGLE IS DAWG” 😐 #meme #MyLifeIsObeBigAwkwardMoment CHICKEN TOO THOUGH… dead ass serious I was listen to @mistercap when this shit happened

           
 
 
 
Arguably the greatest fictional rapper of all times• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms I personally say MC Gusto, Lil Fizz, then B.Rad #meme #fieldgoalpost #tweegram #message I’m just saying Lil Zane and Lotto round out my top 5 y’all might have it different #rap I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TLC’S NAME IN HOUSE PARTY 3 WAS “SEX IS A WEAPON”
               
    Aug 29  

Arguably the greatest fictional rapper of all times• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms I personally say MC Gusto, Lil Fizz, then B.Rad #meme #fieldgoalpost #tweegram #message I’m just saying Lil Zane and Lotto round out my top 5 y’all might have it different #rap I’M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TLC’S NAME IN HOUSE PARTY 3 WAS “SEX IS A WEAPON”

           
 
 
 
AYO WTF IS GOING ON… 😂😂😂😂😂😂• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms CLICK LOST HIS fvckin MIND #iquit #meme #message #thisreallyhappened @clintcoley IT’s ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE B #NOoneIsImmune 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #phillyslander
               
    Aug 28  

AYO WTF IS GOING ON… 😂😂😂😂😂😂• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms CLICK LOST HIS fvckin MIND #iquit #meme #message #thisreallyhappened @clintcoley IT’s ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE B #NOoneIsImmune 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #phillyslander

           
 
 
 
Finish HANK… 😂😂😂😂• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms @hankmccoybeats got torpedoed #raiden #mortalkombat #finishHim #backflipHANK #thisreallyhappened #nicethings IM DRAWLIN
               
    Aug 28  

Finish HANK… 😂😂😂😂• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms @hankmccoybeats got torpedoed #raiden #mortalkombat #finishHim #backflipHANK #thisreallyhappened #nicethings IM DRAWLIN

           
 
 
 
MOONSAULT HANK• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #backflipHANK Gold Dust didn’t deserve this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #thisreallyhappened #message #meme #nicething #monsaultHank #wwe #wwf
               
    Aug 28  

MOONSAULT HANK• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #backflipHANK Gold Dust didn’t deserve this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #thisreallyhappened #message #meme #nicething #monsaultHank #wwe #wwf

           
 
 
 
😂😂😂😂😂😂 FREE HANK!!!! • #blueduck #fieldgoalarms @hankmccoybeats it’s only going to get worse b 😂😂😂😂 #freeHank #backflipHANK #nicething #HANKMcCOY #FREEwilly #thisreallyhappened #meme #message
               
    Aug 28  

😂😂😂😂😂😂 FREE HANK!!!! • #blueduck #fieldgoalarms @hankmccoybeats it’s only going to get worse b 😂😂😂😂 #freeHank #backflipHANK #nicething #HANKMcCOY #FREEwilly #thisreallyhappened #meme #message

           
 
 
 
RIP TO THE SIPPY CUP… #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #JamTooTrill SHE DROPPED IT IN DOG SHIT… I clearly don’t have to explain why I didn’t pick it up #thisreallyhappened #meme #message IF IT FALLS IN SHIT QUIT… unless it’s footwear in that case wipe it off #toddlers (don’t ask how I did this I’m not allowed to divulge that information) Jam looks like Chief Keef… #nothotties #noSosa
               
    Aug 27  

RIP TO THE SIPPY CUP… #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #JamTooTrill SHE DROPPED IT IN DOG SHIT… I clearly don’t have to explain why I didn’t pick it up #thisreallyhappened #meme #message IF IT FALLS IN SHIT QUIT… unless it’s footwear in that case wipe it off #toddlers (don’t ask how I did this I’m not allowed to divulge that information) Jam looks like Chief Keef… #nothotties #noSosa

           
 
 
 
Crazy weekend with my ace Rihanna• #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms started to slap shit out of her but I realize we just friends so she can gawk at Chris all she wants #thisReallyHappened IT DIDN’T MATTER TO ME BECAUSE HOMEGIRL STILL PAID FOR EVERYTHING AND… wanted a piece of the “EVANATOR” THOUGH #MEME #CHRISBROWN #MESSAGE #RIHANNA #BADGIRLRIRI #RIRI #Evanator
               
    Aug 25  

Crazy weekend with my ace Rihanna• #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms started to slap shit out of her but I realize we just friends so she can gawk at Chris all she wants #thisReallyHappened IT DIDN’T MATTER TO ME BECAUSE HOMEGIRL STILL PAID FOR EVERYTHING AND… wanted a piece of the “EVANATOR” THOUGH #MEME #CHRISBROWN #MESSAGE #RIHANNA #BADGIRLRIRI #RIRI #Evanator