Evan Polk                      
Evan Polk
       
 
       
         
    Aug 21  

Up here Missing my SOLO CUP (@saintrecords) 😔• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms GREATEST PHOTO I’ve EVER SEEN NEXT TO JUSTIN BIEBER WITH KRIS JENNER WHEN HE CAPTIONED IT… “He Kendall x Kylie who’s your daddy?” #solangeknowles #solange #MYsoloCup YES I DID THIS WITH A…iPHONE @sanchezblueduck is my witness

           
 
 
 
Reason number 37 why I’m moving to NYC• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms the African dude got on like this is usual 😒… 52nd street man I’ll tell you what when Jesus, Allah,Budah, Yahweh,Alfonzo Rubera … WHO EVER comes back no one from 52nd St. is going #iQuit #thisreallyhappened #meme #message #imSoconfusedRightNow #philly #septa
               
    Aug 21  

Reason number 37 why I’m moving to NYC• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms the African dude got on like this is usual 😒… 52nd street man I’ll tell you what when Jesus, Allah,Budah, Yahweh,Alfonzo Rubera … WHO EVER comes back no one from 52nd St. is going #iQuit #thisreallyhappened #meme #message #imSoconfusedRightNow #philly #septa

           
 
 
 
Yeah I’m leaving it like this• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms SANCHEZ IS REAL #art #bw #pencildrawing #sanchez @sanchezblueduck #drawling #abstractArt #comicbookart #popart #abstractexpresionism (last time you’ll see this)
               
    Aug 21  

Yeah I’m leaving it like this• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms SANCHEZ IS REAL #art #bw #pencildrawing #sanchez @sanchezblueduck #drawling #abstractArt #comicbookart #popart #abstractexpresionism (last time you’ll see this)

           
 
 
 
Went to Starbucks this morning and bumped in to a woman I usually see in the gym• #blueduck #FieldGoalArms I started to say something but then I figured if I say “Hey no gym today” she might hit me with this face ~> 😳 then either switch her gym schedule up or change gyms. Me being the quarterback that I am decided not to say shit… BOTTOM LINE IM A SMART CREEP😏 #message #starbucks #thisreallyhapped #meme #fieldgoalpost #tweegram IM JUST SAYING HER CHEST BUMPS LOOKS LIKE 2 MINI KICKBALLS #NotFvckinThisUp
               
    Aug 21  

Went to Starbucks this morning and bumped in to a woman I usually see in the gym• #blueduck #FieldGoalArms I started to say something but then I figured if I say “Hey no gym today” she might hit me with this face ~> 😳 then either switch her gym schedule up or change gyms. Me being the quarterback that I am decided not to say shit… BOTTOM LINE IM A SMART CREEP😏 #message #starbucks #thisreallyhapped #meme #fieldgoalpost #tweegram IM JUST SAYING HER CHEST BUMPS LOOKS LIKE 2 MINI KICKBALLS #NotFvckinThisUp

           
 
 
       
         
    Aug 19  

😐 I THINK THEY SHOULD SERVE McNUGGETS for breakfast too• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms BRING BACK THE McRIB #message #mcdonalds #thisreallyhappened 😂😂😂😂😂 he said syke naw #mcdonalds

           
 
 
 
😐 I’m just letting you know I was 👌<~ this close to going to jail for stalking this lady was on the El smelling like adult Starburst and wooden chrysanthemums• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms JESUS TOM CRUISE TANDAL CUNNINGHAM SOMEONE HELP ME. #LADIES #thisreallyhappened IM TELLING YOU I WAS ABOUT TO BE ON THE NEWS CAUGHT ON SEPTA CAMERA #SEPTA #meme #message #jesusBeMyBecon
               
    Aug 18  

😐 I’m just letting you know I was 👌<~ this close to going to jail for stalking this lady was on the El smelling like adult Starburst and wooden chrysanthemums• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms JESUS TOM CRUISE TANDAL CUNNINGHAM SOMEONE HELP ME. #LADIES #thisreallyhappened IM TELLING YOU I WAS ABOUT TO BE ON THE NEWS CAUGHT ON SEPTA CAMERA #SEPTA #meme #message #jesusBeMyBecon

           
 
 
 
Yeah so um… ARE YOU READY????? #nicethingsweekend LIKE SERIOUSLY IM TALKING 3 CONSECUTIVE WEIRD MORNINGS… back to back to back that&#8217;s including Monday #nicethings #blueduck #fieldgoalarms go get your tickets The link is in my bio USE PROMO CODE &#8220;MALIKROSE&#8221; #philly
               
    Aug 17  

Yeah so um… ARE YOU READY????? #nicethingsweekend LIKE SERIOUSLY IM TALKING 3 CONSECUTIVE WEIRD MORNINGS… back to back to back that’s including Monday #nicethings #blueduck #fieldgoalarms go get your tickets The link is in my bio USE PROMO CODE “MALIKROSE” #philly

           
 
 
 
Just touching up &#8220;One Hell of a Night&#8221;…Jameson, @sanchezblueduck, Joke book x acrylic paint• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #message #art #jameson A TODDLER MOUSE RAN ACROSS MY PALETTE NOT JAM BUT A REAL MOUSE #nnh
               
    Aug 16  

Just touching up “One Hell of a Night”…Jameson, @sanchezblueduck, Joke book x acrylic paint• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #message #art #jameson A TODDLER MOUSE RAN ACROSS MY PALETTE NOT JAM BUT A REAL MOUSE #nnh

           
 
 
 
IM OUT HERE TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM JOHNNY TAPPIA… and she think I&#8217;m lying• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms talkin about I hear bitches in the background… woman those are bullets, a h2 hummer crashing through houses in a poor village and land mines going off #badboys3 #Badboys  #willsmith #martinmad 😂😂😂😂😂 CAN SOMEONE TELL @chillmoody A DODGEBALL IS NOT GOING TO STOP A GRENADE #DODGEBALLCHILL #NICETHINGS #meme #message #thisreallyhappened
               
    Aug 15  

IM OUT HERE TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM JOHNNY TAPPIA… and she think I’m lying• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms talkin about I hear bitches in the background… woman those are bullets, a h2 hummer crashing through houses in a poor village and land mines going off #badboys3 #Badboys #willsmith #martinmad 😂😂😂😂😂 CAN SOMEONE TELL @chillmoody A DODGEBALL IS NOT GOING TO STOP A GRENADE #DODGEBALLCHILL #NICETHINGS #meme #message #thisreallyhappened

           
 
 
 
Just FaceTimed this I&#8217;m not allowed to use that word @jusbeano all the way in Africa• #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms THIS CALL COST me about $7.90 dude don&#8217;t give no shits about roaming #ayobeano #thisreallyhappened  #philly @iamrya MADD BEANO TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF THEN PUT HIS HAT BACK ON.
               
    Aug 14  

Just FaceTimed this I’m not allowed to use that word @jusbeano all the way in Africa• #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms THIS CALL COST me about $7.90 dude don’t give no shits about roaming #ayobeano #thisreallyhappened #philly @iamrya MADD BEANO TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF THEN PUT HIS HAT BACK ON.