Evan Polk                      
Evan Polk
       
 
 
😐Had a awesome weird dream last night that consisted of Will Smith, Seal, and Funk Master Flex• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms we were all sitting at a dinner table and  Flex Walked pass said hi to Will Smith. Will introduce flex to me and seal. Then Flex in mid handshake asked Seal “how you bagged Heidi Klum because your face cheeks look like burnt bowl of spaghetti Os the streets want to know ” Will Smith yelled out “PAUSE “I drop my glass Jamison and Seal just grab his cheeks #meme #tweegram #message #seal #willsmith the shit felt so real I knew wasn’t real and I got a text message from Solo Cup (solange) #sealwasMadAsShit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
               
    Jul 30  

😐Had a awesome weird dream last night that consisted of Will Smith, Seal, and Funk Master Flex• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms we were all sitting at a dinner table and Flex Walked pass said hi to Will Smith. Will introduce flex to me and seal. Then Flex in mid handshake asked Seal “how you bagged Heidi Klum because your face cheeks look like burnt bowl of spaghetti Os the streets want to know ” Will Smith yelled out “PAUSE “I drop my glass Jamison and Seal just grab his cheeks #meme #tweegram #message #seal #willsmith the shit felt so real I knew wasn’t real and I got a text message from Solo Cup (solange) #sealwasMadAsShit 😂😂😂😂😂😂

           
 
 
 
Repost from @sanchezblueduck IM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂 #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms #meme #smoothsuitchill
               
    Jul 29  

Repost from @sanchezblueduck IM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂 #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms #meme #smoothsuitchill

           
 
 
 
I sorry Marsha I got your album friends and love #blueduck #fieldgoalarms streets of London and you and I on repeat #smoothsuitchill #nicethings ITS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE B 😂😂😂😂😂
               
    Jul 29  

I sorry Marsha I got your album friends and love #blueduck #fieldgoalarms streets of London and you and I on repeat #smoothsuitchill #nicethings ITS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE B 😂😂😂😂😂

           
 
 
 
But @chillmoody said this is me…😐• #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the slander… I DON’T EVEN KNOW DO #NICETHINGS #SomeWhereInChinatown #dudeprobablyDeservedThis #meme #message
               
    Jul 29  

But @chillmoody said this is me…😐• #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the slander… I DON’T EVEN KNOW DO #NICETHINGS #SomeWhereInChinatown #dudeprobablyDeservedThis #meme #message

           
 
 
 
I tried to catch light• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms PS over my right shoulder (your left) a little girl let go of her balloon that her mom just bought dead ass serious her mom said “UMM NOT MY BUSINESS”😂😂😂😂😂 #meme #message #notmybusiness MY DUMB ASS UP HERE TRYING TO CATCH LIGHT.
               
    Jul 29  

I tried to catch light• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms PS over my right shoulder (your left) a little girl let go of her balloon that her mom just bought dead ass serious her mom said “UMM NOT MY BUSINESS”😂😂😂😂😂 #meme #message #notmybusiness MY DUMB ASS UP HERE TRYING TO CATCH LIGHT.

           
 
 
 
😐 I introduce to you the CRAZY Lady who flashed me her DEVILED CHESTICLES last week• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms I cut the corner while looking down at my phone and she was walking up the street I tried to cross the street and she yelled out “hey can I have $3” the image of those destroyed areoles have been haunting my life seriously her nipple zone Looks like SHE SCRAPES THEM AGAINST BRICKS AT NIGHT…She might have ruined my life. I yelled out “naw you good” #message #meme #thisreallyhappened bottom line STAY OFF PEMBROKE AVE (some of y’all know who this is) #stayoffpembrok #deadass
               
    Jul 29  

😐 I introduce to you the CRAZY Lady who flashed me her DEVILED CHESTICLES last week• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms I cut the corner while looking down at my phone and she was walking up the street I tried to cross the street and she yelled out “hey can I have $3” the image of those destroyed areoles have been haunting my life seriously her nipple zone Looks like SHE SCRAPES THEM AGAINST BRICKS AT NIGHT…She might have ruined my life. I yelled out “naw you good” #message #meme #thisreallyhappened bottom line STAY OFF PEMBROKE AVE (some of y’all know who this is) #stayoffpembrok #deadass

           
 
 
 
You know what else makes you feel different chewing gum instantly you cool enhances by 60 points• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #fieldgoalpost seriously just it makes things sound better when you’re chewing gum if I told you your mom died and I didn’t have piece of gum it would sound extremely devistating  but if I told you your mom died while chewing gum it would sound WAAAAY cooler…#meme #message #tweegram BOTTOM LINE GUM IS AN ENHANCEMENT TOOL #GUM
               
    Jul 29  

You know what else makes you feel different chewing gum instantly you cool enhances by 60 points• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms #fieldgoalpost seriously just it makes things sound better when you’re chewing gum if I told you your mom died and I didn’t have piece of gum it would sound extremely devistating but if I told you your mom died while chewing gum it would sound WAAAAY cooler…#meme #message #tweegram BOTTOM LINE GUM IS AN ENHANCEMENT TOOL #GUM

           
 
 
 
DO THE POCKET KNIFE NOW DO THE POCKET KNIFE• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms I believe that process is always as important as result. Enjoy the process before you enjoy the result, never seen someone actual living these words more than @chillmoody… HE GOT NICKI TO LIKE HIS #ANACONDA POST BUT IM STILL UP by two thus summer I got solange to respond and play and verify, Jhene Aiko like, and Mack with Sanchez #meme #message #thisreallyhappened #nicethings
               
    Jul 28  

DO THE POCKET KNIFE NOW DO THE POCKET KNIFE• #blueduck #fieldgoalarms I believe that process is always as important as result. Enjoy the process before you enjoy the result, never seen someone actual living these words more than @chillmoody… HE GOT NICKI TO LIKE HIS #ANACONDA POST BUT IM STILL UP by two thus summer I got solange to respond and play and verify, Jhene Aiko like, and Mack with Sanchez #meme #message #thisreallyhappened #nicethings

           
 
 
 
No sleep 48 x 72  acrylic on Canvas and I’m watching Harry Potter 5 • #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms like 88.3% done #art #message #meme #sanchezIsReal
               
    Jul 28  

No sleep 48 x 72 acrylic on Canvas and I’m watching Harry Potter 5 • #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms like 88.3% done #art #message #meme #sanchezIsReal

           
 
 
 
No sleep 48 x 72  acrylic on Canvas and I’m watching Harry Potter 5 • #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms like 88.3% done #art #message #meme
               
    Jul 28  

No sleep 48 x 72 acrylic on Canvas and I’m watching Harry Potter 5 • #BlueDuck #FieldGoalArms like 88.3% done #art #message #meme